Entry #2326.X.2024

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There was a team of villains that planned to take over Europe and a team of good guys stopping them.

The villains' idea was to install a felt statue of a person on a horse in Plaza del Sol, which this person would secretly be Hitler but wouldn't look like it due to wearing a nun's black headscarf and having a lot of multicolored beads knitted into the felt. There was supposed to be another felt statue nearby also of a person in a nun's uniform, with a deformed face, that was supposed to be perceived as suffering of virgin Mary but secretly convey a message of "this is what happens to those who go against our power". I think the villains themselves were also all made of felt (muppets? xD)

The main villains had an epic battle against Discord, Twilight and Princess Celestia somewhwere outside the confines of this dream (which i just knew somehow) but there were a lot of minions left at their home base and the dream was about how these were defeated. Each of the minions occupied a personal office so all the battles were in them and one on one.

I remember one minion who was a large, fat pink snake/worm/mantis made from a blanket. On the good guys' team there was a snake exactly like it, but green, who battled it and won by tricking it into being eaten whole, thinking it'll eat the green one from the inside... but blanket cannot tear blanket :3 After winning, the green one pulled my mp3 player out of its mouth and started to listhen to it. Now the snake was so fat and heavy it couldn't even move.

There was another minion who also got devoured whole by their opponent and a third one who I battled, and sent them to stars know where through a two-colored blue-green rectangular portal resembling a tempad timedoor from Loki (possible minecraft tempad mod reference).

After the main villains were defeated and their opponents returned, they were quite pleasantly surprised of how total was the victory on the home front without them, and we started to celebrate. We went room to room gathering everyone until staying in the room with the snake as it wasn't able to move while it was still devouring its opponent. This was the time when i acknowledged that each room was simultaneously a Discord channel and had a name, which one of them was something akin to #random-crap.

II

I was walking through Madrid or some other European city on the hills and was holding a telepathic conversation with my voice trainers' husband.

We were talking about taxes of all things, specifically how to order internatonal deliveries so that the taxes are the lowest. He told me that there are apparently two triggers for this. If the day you receive the delivery is your workday, you'll have to pay 5% tax; independently of that, if some other condition (i don't remember it) passes, you also need to pay 5% tax (so 10% if it's both); but if neither is true, then you'll pay 15% tax. He told me the best course of action is to make sure the second condition always passes and to work either every other day or every other week, and time the delivery on a non-work day.

The city block i was walking through was quite interesting. It had roads of white gravel/chalk like in a village, yet they were quite steep due to hills. The buildings around were of orange brick with green adornments and were very tall apartment blocks. I also remember finding a broken shopping basket made of metal wire in six colors of the rainbow and taking it with me, holding it throughout the conversation and moving it around.

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