Entry #725.VIII.2024
I
I was showcasing a Minecraft server to some undisclosed person, or rather it probably was a world download of a Minecraft server, as I was in creative mode. I was flying around bases of different members, and among them there was a lot of skin statues with their interiors turned into a base. These were skins of Hermitcraft members, and some of the people whose bases they were were also Hermitcraft members, but there wasn't always a match between the skin and the owner, and I doubt the server in question was Hermitcraft, I think it was a public server.
The area I was touring was covered in builds throughout like a sprawling city, and these were mostly small buildings with yards around them, but there were also bigger bases. I remember one base which was a ball of glass and oak wood, with spike-shaped plates of warped logs going from it into four cardinal directions and also up, supporting a large smooth stone slab bridge - this one was said to be Grian's base.
The penultimate place i was showcasing was a statue of GoodTimesWithScar, which I remember having a mural on the inside of its left leg depicting a sort of map in colored blocks, and also a nether wart farm on the inside of the right arm. The ultimate one was meant to be a statue of BDoubleO lived in by BDoubleO himself, however the skin itself was just a Steve skin with a light blue shirt with some inscription on it. The more prominent thing about this statue, though, was a long flat snaking line of random blocks located in its yard under its right arm.
As I somehow knew, every block in this snake was supposed to represent a mangaka who was working on the Naruto series, in chronological order of their first appearance. Each block was assigned an avatar of the mangaka. Despite that, the snake had quite a few forked dead end strips of 3-5 blocks and even bridges shortcutting loops of it, which i found counterintuitive. One of such bridges had stone slabs covering it, the explanation being that otherwise blocks will "go bad" but they were just concrete powder so i failed to see the connection.
As i was mentally trying to rearrange the snake to remove these erroneous bits, several new mangakas appeared that needed to be attached to the sequence. Three of them were guys, one of them having Gato on the avatar, and four were women, all of them having hags on their avatars, in the rough style (and shape) of Ursula but different colors and faces, and one of these was a wide orange frog-hag hybrid.
Guys got appended to the sequence without a problem, but the hags instead manifested into the world and started talking to each other. Then Tsunade appeared behind their backs. The frog hag transformed into a real-life cow and tried to hug Tsunade with its hooves, but instead in her hug was a smaller cow. She got confused, but apparently that was Tsunade transformed into a cow, which she then, laughing, transformed out of and into a different appearance. This one had Tsunade's face, but was naked, had an almost flat chest and a large erected girldick. She then got embarassed and tried to cover up her crotch, after which she transformed once again, but the screen got blurred, so i haven't seen the final transformation. The blur was gray, and the word "gumfuzz" with its dictionary definition appeared in the center of it.
Then Tsunade said the following in clear verbal English:
"I have bad news for a direction of your marriage. A new threat emerged threatening to consume the world at large. The word is "gumfuzz", which will now appear in the corner of your screen"
and i was knowing innately that the marriage Tsunade is referring to is the marriage between her and the orange frog hag.
II
I was travelling another Minecraft server, this time set in an early Infdev version of the game, the one with 2D perlin noise for the ground and obsidian walls. This one, though, had biomes with realistic trees growing in them. It was probably an anarchy-like server. The ground was very fuzzy, a lot of blocks were displaced, and as I was travelling in circles around spawn, the terrain kept changing unpredictably like I was wandering in some higher-dimentional reality without knowing it.
Eventually I stumbled upon a large murky pond which had a structure near its shore. It was a round island akin to a large flower pot, with blach plastic borders, rich dark brown soil in it and a Christmas tree growing out of it, about two meters tall. There was a square ring of floating wooden bridges surrounding the tree, held together by rope borders made of string, but the ring wasn't closed as the builder supposedly ran out of materials.
I decided that I shall live on this island, and started swimming in the pond around the island. At the same time, I started talking with an undisclosed person on the shore. I caught a piece of plank floating near the tree and proclaimed it "France island" as it supposedly was as in the middle of the ring as France is in the middle of Europe.
III
This one i only remember tiny snippets of, but it probably was a continuation of the previous one.
I remember needing to log in somewhere with a very old account of mine I had for some olympiad school-related thing, not remembering any of the login credentials, looking them up in my mail, and then remembering the password is 1024, because powers of 2.
I also remember being in some school i never visited in real life when, supposedly, Internet went down. I started to ponder information-exchanging methods and for some reason decided that having an airplane moving really fast from one side of the school yard to the other carrying information physically is faster than sending it through Wi-Fi. I called that concept "bulet train". I then pictured a large bullet painted like a soda can, which was to be hit in the back by an airplane flying from Barcelona to Madrid, which should propel the bullet across the school yard for the desired effect.